Q: When did you first arrive at TDHS?
A: I came to this fine home in October. The day before Genius Hour I was transported here via car and set up in the library.
Q: How old are you?
A: Although I know I look like George Clooney as a turtle, I am in fact only thirty years old.
Q: Where were you before TDHS adopted you?
A: Before these beautiful librarians took me in, I lived with a family in Fayetteville, NC. They had to move to Hawaii and couldn’t take me. So I found out that a teacher was looking for a turtle and I moved here!
Q: Do you qualify as a student, or a staff member?
A: Seeing as I am thirty years old, I am a staff member. I just took my staff picture for TDHS. I’m working on setting up a seminar about Turtle Tendencies.
Q: Word on the street is you keep trying to escape, why?
A: That is just a rumor! I am not trying to escape! I merely want to see the rest of this fantastic school. I can’t contain my excitement! I’ve never seen so many people!
Q: How often do you eat?
A: I’m fed once a day, but I’m going into hibernation in the coming month, so I won’t be very active.
Q: What is your favorite book in our library?
A: I currently recommend you read Turtles All The Way Down by John Green.
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